1. Do not trust people driving cars to determine whether it is currently raining in your area. Apparently not everyone sees the need to have their windshield wipers ON when it is, in fact, RAINING. (Them: Idiots. Me: a little too trusting, but perfectly reasonable.)
2. Do not walk halfway to the train (about a half mile) in said rain WITHOUT a hat on. (Me: Moron!)
3. Do not put your winter hat on OVER said wet hair for the remainder of your commute to work. (Me: Moronathon!) Unless you are in danger of freezing to death, just deal with the fact that you screwed up by not putting your hat on as soon as you realized that the idiots in the cars were purposely trying to sabatoge your day.
Suffice to say it was not pretty. Parts of my hair actually looked like I had used some sort of kinking device on it... in a random, crazed lunatic kinda way. Fortunately copious amounts of the universal solvent helped, but it's still going to go down as one of my worser bad hair days. And that, my friends, is no small achievement.
Over & Out.
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I am a little incredulous that this post has no comments. Maybe we should just get two empty soup cans and 900 miles of twine and have our own internet. Butt thaat's nott mein coment. Thiz iz: how are you gonna say it's perfectly reasonable (and I'm doing the Quote Claws now) to trust a driver of a automobile to do anything but comport theirself as though A} bikes are not visible to the naked guy, er, eye; B] any hindrance to their right of way right now, as guaranGolfDeltateed by the 1st, 3rd, 5th, and 19th Amendments, by either a pedestrian, a (cough) cyclist, a Moped-having-to-ride reprobate, a car larger than theirs, smaller than theirs, faster than theirs, slower than theirs, newer than theirs or older than theirs is not only unConstitutional , a threat to National Security and a sin against all that is Holy, it is also punishable by them at the time of the transgression, with whatever means are currently at their disposal, including but not limited to honking, gesturing, bumping, running into or over, and firing over, into and at any and all transgressors, their assignees, agents, employees, next of kin, and pets(except turtles). You wanna axe the cars of these types of people if it's RAINING? You're lucky you escaped with just some mussed hair is what I say. But then I just finished the ATT with Nomas, followed by two pints of Bell's Two -Hearted Throat Wash on an empty tummy. So what do I know?
Yo Tango Niner Niner Niner - I'm with ya on the incredulous thing... and the ball of twine and soup cans. Looks like its pretty much just us. The whole reason I left this inane post about, of all things my HAIR, was to 'splain to the other Local 476 members that this is something any dope with the ability to poke at a keyboard can do. It doesn't have to be about riding. Or racing. Or even interesting. It can just be whatever strikes your fancy when you happen to be in front of a computer with access to the internets. Yes folks, random, stupid shit will do. I re-sent everyone invites to join yesterday, so I guess I should just take the hint if nothing happens soon. Oh well. I tried. It's good enough.
Dad and I have been having a great deal of fun reading the very humorous comments that you two (Rider X and Tango 999) have been posting. You have set the funny bar pretty high, and since we are both such boring writers, ( I have always felt that my letters were reports, not interesting, funny, informational missives), so you can see that we are completely intimidated by our clever offspring. Therefore, the chances of finding anything remotely as readable as what we read being sent out to you is--remote. love.momma and pappa thanks for including us
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